dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
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my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm sobbing to NWA
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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