So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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