Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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