Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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