My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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