Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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