Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
the raccoons are back...
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