my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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