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  • 4:00 fucked a pony. I watched.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:04pm
  • It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here. We gotta sends 'em back to the south pole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • here's a joke. a seal walks into a club...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:12pm
  • That cow is polka dotted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm
  • The only things a woman should ever learn to say are "yes" and "I think my water just broke."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you for having all of these billy madison references on a 908 text. we've got some decent people in this area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:09am
  • ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!! Baby seal clubbed to death!! That shit is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 1:15, if you "rofl" at this stupid text then obviously anything will make you laugh. Even a clubbed to death baby seal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:35pm
  • this makes me wonder how the hell they pick what makes the site and what doesnt...this one clearly should have not made the cut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:10pm
  • who even uses "rofl" anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:31pm
  • lol this made me laugh because it sounds just like a friend of mine who never stops talking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm
  • i dont get how this kind of shit makes it on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:55pm
  • How did this make it on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Mrs. Lippys car is green.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm
  • PETA's gonna be pissed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:09pm
  • hahaha @2:12......I had to think about it for a few seconds, im fuckin slow lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm
  • HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:00pm
  • 1:35, you are my hero..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:06pm
  • stick your dick in her mouth. that'll shut her up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:29pm
  • This is totally about ERIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:01am