Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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