...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Pooping to opera.
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