sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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