I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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