I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's shark week go big or go home
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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