thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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