no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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