How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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