please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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