i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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