talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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