he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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if he tells you he wants to toss your salad get ready for some kinky stuff...'cause you know fat people don't eat salads
He made you breakfast! He's a keeper. It's been a few months since anyone made me breakfast.
Baby I wanna butter yo bread!
Fat people need love to Craig!
when he finished, did he drizzle it with syrup? LOL.
Did he say it in a sexy tone
Are you kidding me? He made pancakes, that's awesome!!!
Wth that sounds awesome to me....
Negative vote just cause the comments. Smegma...gnarly gross.
This must be ms townsend
4:02!!!!!! lmao peter griffin for fucking sure.
No u don't, u get fucked and fed
Haha gross...double gross for saying smegma haha
Lmfao! But that does sound sexual tho.....
Yes you do
would you like me to butter your muffin?
Make sure it was butter and not smegma.
i so fuckin hate that word
Either your fat to or craigslist really can work magic
why would you date fat guys...?
Haha Klangford, smegma. Haven't heard that word in a while. If he's fat. Likea big boy, he couldn't see it on himself anyway