he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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if he tells you he wants to toss your salad get ready for some kinky stuff...'cause you know fat people don't eat salads
He made you breakfast! He's a keeper. It's been a few months since anyone made me breakfast.
Baby I wanna butter yo bread!
Fat people need love to Craig!
when he finished, did he drizzle it with syrup? LOL.
Did he say it in a sexy tone
Are you kidding me? He made pancakes, that's awesome!!!
Wth that sounds awesome to me....
Haha gross...double gross for saying smegma haha
No u don't, u get fucked and fed
This must be ms townsend
Yes you do
Negative vote just cause the comments. Smegma...gnarly gross.
4:02!!!!!! lmao peter griffin for fucking sure.
would you like me to butter your muffin?
Lmfao! But that does sound sexual tho.....
Make sure it was butter and not smegma.
i so fuckin hate that word
Either your fat to or craigslist really can work magic
why would you date fat guys...?
Haha Klangford, smegma. Haven't heard that word in a while. If he's fat. Likea big boy, he couldn't see it on himself anyway