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  • Submitted by broslikethissite on May 17, 10 at 1:58pm

    if he tells you he wants to toss your salad get ready for some kinky stuff...'cause you know fat people don't eat salads

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on May 17, 10 at 2:39pm

    He made you breakfast! He's a keeper. It's been a few months since anyone made me breakfast.

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    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    Baby I wanna butter yo bread!

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 17, 10 at 1:44pm

    Mmmm pancakes

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 17, 10 at 1:34pm

    when he finished, did he drizzle it with syrup? LOL.

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    Submitted by estelle on May 17, 10 at 5:34pm

    Did he say it in a sexy tone

  • 64 66
    Submitted by uhateme on May 17, 10 at 1:59pm

    Fat people need love to Craig!

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    Submitted by cbtango on May 17, 10 at 7:47pm

    Are you kidding me? He made pancakes, that's awesome!!!

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    Submitted by lemonjuice on May 17, 10 at 4:02pm

    Peter griffin.

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    Submitted by shesMINE on May 17, 10 at 5:01pm

    Negative vote just cause the comments. Smegma...gnarly gross.

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    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on May 17, 10 at 4:01pm

    Haha gross...double gross for saying smegma haha

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    Submitted by onemanwolfpack1 on May 17, 10 at 2:31pm

    This must be ms townsend

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    Submitted by AcidVioletbaby on Aug 5, 11 at 11:56am

    4:02!!!!!! lmao peter griffin for fucking sure.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by IamKingme on May 18, 10 at 6:17am

    No u don't, u get fucked and fed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 4:44pm

    NOT FUNNY!!!!!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 12:36am

    blue waffle

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Brusseller on May 17, 10 at 10:54pm

    Either your fat to or craigslist really can work magic

  • 53 72
    Submitted by mybizzy on May 18, 10 at 12:36am

    Wth that sounds awesome to me....

  • 52 71
    Submitted by chaos1984 on May 18, 10 at 4:14am

    Yes you do

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    Submitted by anahi on May 17, 10 at 7:26pm

    would you like me to butter your muffin?

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    Submitted by MIK3YMIK3 on May 17, 10 at 4:40pm

    Lmfao! But that does sound sexual tho.....

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    Submitted by klangford on May 17, 10 at 1:51pm

    Make sure it was butter and not smegma.

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      Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:16pm

      i so fuckin hate that word

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    Submitted by hooah33 on May 17, 10 at 2:46pm

    Haha Klangford, smegma. Haven't heard that word in a while. If he's fat. Likea big boy, he couldn't see it on himself anyway

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 17, 10 at 5:34pm

    why would you date fat guys...?