Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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