I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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