Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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