he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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