he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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