Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize