question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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