if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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