Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
