don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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