ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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