guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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