i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Barsexuality is the new black.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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