Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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