I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
