it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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