Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Me. At least after what I've been through.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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