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  Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.

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  (619): Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me. http://tfl.nu/2xwv
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  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 5:55pm

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  poor girl..order him a mojito the mint and lime should mask it long enough to deal with

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  Submitted by porksword on Nov 28, 11 at 2:26pm

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  Did you hook up with Santa?

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  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 28, 11 at 1:37pm

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  "jump"

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  Submitted by rose26 on Nov 28, 11 at 2:13pm

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  that's a great friend

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  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 28, 11 at 1:36pm

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  You're a good wingman/wing woman. Now just on the milk-scented grenade!

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