i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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