Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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