it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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