if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
