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  • Submitted by maskedman on Jan 27, 11 at 10:56am

    Maybe it's because he's handsome, caring, has a great personality, and…I almost got you guys! We all know he has a boatload of money. \n\nDo you think Hugh Hefner ever has to down on his harem of ladies? If he has it's only because he's dropped his teeth accidentally between one of their legs.

  • Submitted by sweetmuse on Jan 27, 11 at 10:27am

    Oh good lord- bad decision!

  • Submitted by schreimann on Jan 27, 11 at 12:07pm

    Just tell him you wont go down on him till he goes down on you and he will go down on you right then and there

  • Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 27, 11 at 11:42am

    You made it through the first date sex, several monthes of dating, a proposal and still said yes. Im wondering what the hell happened to your brains and eyeballs to not notice till now. You deserve no pussy licking since you are as unattentive to the obvious.

  • Submitted by tanlgirl23 on Jan 27, 11 at 12:16pm

    Call it off. CALL IT OFF!!!

  • Submitted by Ashassin on Jan 27, 11 at 2:38pm

    Break him in easily. It's called "69ing". You'll be on top of him giving him a good view pleasuring him and he'll obviously be horny with a twat in his face. You're welcome.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 27, 11 at 1:59pm

    congrats on being someone's future ex-wife

  • Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 27, 11 at 10:49am

    Wtf were u thinking?!

  • Submitted by solofx on Feb 3, 11 at 1:57pm

    That is not good. I can't speak for all men but I wish going down was a sport. I would be a pro. I love going down on a girl. They usually have to pull me up. Something is wrong with your man.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 27, 11 at 3:15pm

    Did you ever communicate your desire to have him go down on you? Whether you like receiving oral may seem like a no-brainer to you, but if you've never brought it up he may just assume it's not important.

  • Submitted by limes on Jan 27, 11 at 10:37am

    force him to do it before you marry him

  • Submitted by niceman on Jan 31, 11 at 3:06pm

    Make sure your pussy is shaved or waxed. Then threaten to cut his balls off with a butter knife unless he licks your twat.

  • Submitted by the88thpianoman on Jan 27, 11 at 1:04pm

    Jesus christ, lady! Have some self-respect!

  • Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 28, 11 at 8:53pm

    it's your job Ho!! your the cock sucking Ho and he's the man. so get on your knees and swallow.

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  • Submitted by pike1346 on Jan 27, 11 at 4:00pm

    Clean your snatch. That my do it. Try shaving bald too

  • Submitted by Erykah on Jan 28, 11 at 12:15pm

    I think it's the symptom of a bigger issue. In a serious relationship, we all do things we don't want to just because it needs to get done to make our partner happy. He needs to be less selfish

  • Submitted by Erykah on Jan 28, 11 at 12:17pm

    Ugh got cut off. Just sayin we grocery shop

  • Submitted by keelysiobhan on Jan 27, 11 at 3:58pm

    You HAVE to change that!!!

  • Submitted by dorkygirl on Jan 28, 11 at 3:42am

    This is me, I have tried every bit of advice y'all have offered with the exception of calling it off. nothings worked. He's just not into it...., I don't know what I'm thinking... The boys lucky I love him.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jan 27, 11 at 10:29am

    Guess he caught a smart one.

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  • Submitted by Erykah on Jan 28, 11 at 12:20pm

    LoL I give up. Stupid iPhone app!

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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 28, 11 at 1:10am

    Simple, you are his bitch. Game over and put on this leash.

  • Submitted by andthelion on Jan 31, 11 at 2:56pm

    it got tossed out with your brain and your morals.

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      Submitted by andthelion on Jan 31, 11 at 2:59pm

      *they. priorities is a plural word, my bad.

  • Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 28, 11 at 8:47pm

    That's your fucking job bitch!!! If he don't want to eat that rotten snatch then good for him, bit it is still your job to give head! So suck that long song birch!

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      Submitted by aninja on Oct 19, 11 at 6:39pm

      wait...she is supposed to suck herself?\nseems anatomically problematic\ngo fuck yourself in the ass

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  • Submitted by enitenite on Jan 27, 11 at 2:49pm

    I'll be glad to lick your pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • Submitted by meow1993 on Jan 27, 11 at 12:03pm

    I feel your pain my boyfriends about to pop the question an it's never happened