I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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why wouldn't you sit on the toilet for every fart after the first time shitting your pants in the first place, 30 has nothing to do with it you're just nasty
Age does not matter. I tooted...just now. Nothing. And I'm 36. Ahh, smells fruity!
Tell your other half to ease up on the fisting
Imodium AD...works every time.
Damn that's in my area code...
fucking right. im a 36 year old woman and it happened to me 2 days ago.
Shart. I love that word
Only if they're doing it horribly, horribly wrong.
Shit happens... Bahaha
The only reason you shouldn't be able to trust your butthole when you're that age is because you've been getting pounded in it and its loose as all hell. That's your problem buddy