super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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