Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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