You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Found your dick twin last night
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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