I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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