margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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