Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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