Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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