Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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