yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's never too late to be topless.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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