I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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