tell your sister to shave her snatch
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Oh Jesus.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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