You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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