He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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