okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
